I find something very human about the fact that a boat load of 52 Global Warming scientists on a discovery mission to help prove receding levels of Arctic sea ice were trapped by Arctic Sea ice and had to be rescued by Chinese helicopters.
For starters, where does one obtain a Global Warming science
degree? When I Google, 'BS Global
Warming," I find many links, none of which lead to accredited
Secondly, China is the world's largest polluter-nation and
it was their helicopters, made in 100% non-OSHA, non-EPA approved assembly
plants that had to get in there and airlift said scientists back to some warmer
part of the planet. Standing on
principal, I expect the true believers stayed on board with the crew.
Those youngsters living for the ironic (the purposely bored ones
with black, plastic-frame glasses, ugly clothes, hair shriven by dull
left-handed scissors, the latest electronic gadgets, and a wall of awards for a
lifetime of showing up) should be ecstatic.
I can see them now, giving one another knowing nods and raised eyebrows,
sipping their organic fair-trade coco in their micro-fiber onesies, hoping mom
doesn't come in and tell them to turn that gosh-darn music down in front of
their friends. I mean, they just got
over the fact that they weren't the first generation to discover alcohol and
sex; and now this?!
That right there is the price of admission to the human club
in all of its sometimes wildly disappointing and often ridiculous glory. Things like this tend to become lost in the twerk-induced marginalia of our modern lives.
Tonight, in this neck of the woods, the temperature is supposed to bottom out somewhere around seventeen below zero, and that's when the wind doesn't blow. I spent two hours today shoveling snow and will do more tomorrow. But I'm not saying Global Warming isn't real. I don't know and in the big scheme of things I don't care. All I'm hoping for tonight is that the power doesn't go out and what I do know is that orange trees still won't blossom in central Illinois.