In the final chapter of Victor Hugo's Histoire d'un Crime (The History of a Crime) is his quote about how, "One can resist an invasion of armies; one cannot resist the invasion of ideas." Of course he wrote it in French and it sounds much more chic in the original language. But still, what a concept.Aside from sitting through the incredibly long and simply not my cup of tea Les' Miserables I am not a Hugo scholar. I was the guy who thought when the lights came on and the curtain fell after the big battle scene, "Hey, that wasn't so bad." My better half then told me the musical was at intermission. I still think the title is actually a description of the audience. But I digress.
I never have understood the whole book burning thing. Even in pre-internet days it didn't work. Did you know, for example, that at one time the Roman Catholic Church outlawed possession of the Bible? What this did was give the stock holders of Gutenberg Inc. a few extra dollars. It also cost some hundreds of people their lives and so on and so forth. I hear tell you can now buy a decent bible at Dollar General for less than a value meal. See, the whole outlawing the Bible thing didn't work out so well. There are other historic examples further proving Mr. Hugo's maxim. An idea does not go away simply because of armed resistance and persecution.Which is why this week was disappointing to me.
If you haven't heard there's this YouTube video that has something to do with Muslims. I haven't seen the video but did some fact checking on it. It was originally posted in June. And here it is the middle of September and the fanatics in the Middle East are just now getting upset about it? What are they, on dial-up?Come on guys…waiting three months to riot because of a YouTube video is not outrage so much as it demonstrates emotional constipation. Sounds like they need to give their bowels of faith an enema. If one didn't know better one might think the video was a scapegoat or a false flag or, daresay, a prop for some larger plan.
But, that's the narrative we're being told: these are spontaneous demonstrations because of a YouTube video.Because I am a good citizen I will believe what I am being told in all of its idiotic simple-Simon, take a very complex situation involving the death of four diplomatic workers in Lybia, the overrunning of a Sinai Peninsula peacekeeping outpost, coordinated attacks on consulates in Egypt, Yemen, et. al., the closing of four (or was it five?) universities due to bomb threats, a young fella up Chicago way arrested for trying to bomb a dance club, a President who hasn't been to a daily security briefing since early September, claims that the State Department had been warned about the attacks for days, and so forth, narrative. Sure, it's about a YouTube video.
So now Nakoula Bassaley, the maker of the video, is with the police. That's what is disappointing. Realizing I am perilously close to political commentary, let me express my disappointment and shut up.The First Amendment, the Numero Uno Amendment, the Winner Amendment, The Mega-Millions Intellectual Freedom Lottery Winning Amendment is about, in part, the freedom of speech. This is the gemstone amendment setting western democracies apart from nearly every other governmental system in the world. When will someone in a position of authority in the Western World tell Mr. Perpetually Angry Middle-Eastern Man to put on his big-boy keffiyeh and Ms. Perpetually Oppressed Middle-Eastern Woman to put on her big-girl burqa and deal with a few things?
Or better yet, all those edgy comedies on tha tee vee, and all those controversial movies, and all those brave musicians who feel no compunction about trashing Christianity? We get it already. It's fun and easy to mock those beliefs. At this point it's nearing the orange threat cliché level. But here's an idea, how about you grow a pair already and give the Muslim faith their turn?I have a couple of skits in mind. Call me. We'll do lunch.